the previous days uneaten pancake batter became thin waffles on boxing day. Tiggy found this all very offensive and wanted to do his part by destroying such an offensive waffle. i tried to tell him it was just a word like any other word- no strength other then in how it is used.
alas he was not consoled.
he was truly sickened by the whole thing and after wards suffered terrible gas as he dreamt of the horrible horrible word inside his belly.
he was very happy the following am to crap out the f**k.
it was in the end less offensive coming out then it was on the plate, so said tiggy.
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